THIS TEE REINVIGORATES THE TIRED "CALVIN PEEING" TROPE BY EMPOWERING THE LOVABLE CARTOON RASCAL TO DESECRATE A HATE SYMBOL POPULAR AMONG U.S. FASCISTS.

• 100% cotton
• Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric
• 100% made in the USA, including textile manufacturing, cut and sew, and print
• Designed in Chicago. Made in Los Angeles

• THIS PRODUCT SHIPS IN 10 BUSINESS DAYS
• THE COLA CORPORATION DOES NOT ACCEPT RETURNS OR EXCHANGES, EXCEPT IN THE EXCEEDINGLY RARE INSTANCE THAT WE FUCK SOMETHING UP (E.G., ARTWORK IS MISSING, MISALIGNED, ETC.). DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SIZE BASED ON THE CHART BELOW.